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crying.
Kosher Style: There are few things that piss me off quite as much as people who...
There are few things that piss me off quite as much as people who think that being openly racist and offensive is somehow championing atheism and scientific breakthroughs or someshit.
No.
You sit your non-contributing judgmental basic ass down and step the fuck off because shitting on a…
what a golden moment
(via fawkesy)
I would like this on my blog again.
Oh G-d, this was last night
(Source: the-w0lfe-gifs, via handgrenade2)
LOOK HOW CUTE OMG.
These things weight like ten billion pounds but LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.
B’ezrat Hashem one day I will have a henna ceremony and I will post lots of pictures and tell y’all about it (if I still use tumblr then, lol)
B’ezrat Hashem!
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via somedumbindiething)
I am Muslim and I denounce homophobia and transphobia #jihad4equality
(via occupiedmuslim)
“From the end of the earth I call out to You when my heart becomes faint; on the rock that is higher than I, You lead me. For You were a shelter for me, a tower of strength in the face of the enemy.”
Tehillim (Psalms) 61:3-4 (via tzilahjewishcultureandhistory)
i’ve decided that this blog was rooted in an intrinsically bad idea. finding humor (intentional or unintentional) in the talmud is fine but doing it in a public forum where it can so easily be misconstrued or co-opted was a mistake.
my final, personal feelings:
- the talmud is not weird, alien, or threatening.
- as jews, we should not be ashamed of it, contemptuous of it, or cartoonishly reverent of it.
- nonjews, i beg you to not try to find vindication of your own religious or irreligious beliefs (or evidence of sinister jewish malfeasance) in it.
- rabbi yochanan was a sexy sexy man
i hereby turn over all future talmud humor to the cucumber wizards of generations yet to come.
